A 2nd Tutorial by Mister

You guys are in for a treat today - Mister is back with another one of his tutorials.
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We all know that I love wine.

But getting into my beloved bottles can sometimes be a problem. (It shouldn't be).

We were kindly gifted a rabbit wine opener for our wedding.

Problem is, I can NEVER use that thing. (Which is baffling).

Every single time I do I end up shoving the cork back into the bottle.

This actually causes quite the mess and can splatter wine all over your apartment ceiling.

Not that I speak from experience or anything.... (We lost our deposit).

Well turns out I'm not the only one with this issue. (Oh, well then...)

I have spoken with quite a few girlfriends that also have an issue using that dang thing.

And I knew that if my IRL friends were having issues, chances are my blog friends are too.

Let's just say thank goodness my mama got me an electric one for my birthday.

#lovethatthing

Well Mister thinks that it is ridiculous that the girls and I can NOT use the rabbit opener. 

So he is here today to give us a detailed tutorial on how use that dang contraption ridiculously simple tool.

Take it Mister.

It has come to my attention that there is a rousing discussion between Sarah and some of her friends regarding the wine rabbit and its ease of use.  That such a discussion exists, is in a word, interesting...

Alright, I'm not trying to be condescending or anything, but it's not that hard.   
As such, I'll be giving you a step-by-step tutor--- I can't believe I'm typing this out.  Ok, just look at the pictures and follow along.  It's four steps, five at best.  No, check that, it's four.  It's four steps people.

1.  You get the wine rabbit out of the drawer.  This is critical.  I can't stress this enough: the thingy that opens the bottle needs to be present before proceeding.

2.  You clamp the rabbit on to the neck of the bottle with the lever back, and the corkscrew up.  This seems fairly self explanatory, but don't want any of you just smashing the rabbit into the bottle mercilessly screaming "gimme gimme gimme!," now do we?

3.  You push the lever (and thus the corkscrew) down into the cork.  See?  Still with me?  Great.

4.  You pull the lever back up.  The corkscrew will pull the cork out. 

Then you drink the wine. (Ed. note: with your mouths).  That's it.

Thankkkks Mister.

I think in order to make sure these steps work, I better try it on a bottle tonight.
What do we think?
Does anyone else have an issue with the rabbit? Please don't tell me my friends and I the only ones!

If you missed Mister's first tutorial on the DIY canvas, check that out here.